What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What bee is good for your health?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a henway?