My leaf blower doesn't work.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
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What kind of pants do fish wear?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do fleas travel?