What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What fish only swims at night?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?