How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?