Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What do you call a short cow?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?