What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?