What car can't keep a secret?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?