Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?