Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?