What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?