What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?