Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?