Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the bee sad?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?