Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do runners watch so much TV?