What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?