My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?