Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do bees chew?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?