Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How does a barber get to work?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why don't ants get sick?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call an exploding monkey?