What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?