What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?