Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?