What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?