What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What animals make the best students?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?