What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call octopus twins?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?