What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How do you grill cheese?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What siblings are always sad?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?