What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?