Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?