What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?