A book just fell on my head.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?