What animal likes to party the most?
Pigs. They go hog wild!
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How is cat food sold?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is the coolest country?
Why was the bee sad?
What do cows say on NYE?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What fairy loves to count?