What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?