Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
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What do you call a smelly horse?
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Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
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What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
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Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?