Why did the student always get straight A's?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?