What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do German dogs sleep?