What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which family member has tusks?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do mice need oiling?