What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
A shredding!
What do you call siblings who love math?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?