Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?