Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What sports are both plant-based?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which band is always treated like royalty?