What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Which dance will a chicken not do?