When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?