What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do billboards talk?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What game can you play while eating dinner?