What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do stars go to college?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?