Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
When do cows get tired?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How does a lion greet other animals?