What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?