What did the computer do at lunchtime?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are goats so funny?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was the fabric always laughing?