If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which bug is related to you?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are maps such great therapists?