What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?