Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?