What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What style of music weighs the most?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?