Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?