Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?