What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?