What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
What is the smallest lion?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did autumn say to summer?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?