Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do bees chew?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?