Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What bee is good for your health?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?