What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do books sleep?