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What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
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Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?