What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What is the most adorable season?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?