Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Well, I won't be the one to spread it!
What do fish do at parades?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?