What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?