Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?