Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do you talk to a giant?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?