What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?