What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is a table you can eat?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What animal has 20/20 vision?