What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is the coolest country?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What was the first animal in space?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?