Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What animal floats best?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How much money does a skunk have?