Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a dancing sheep?