Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the foal cough?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do naked fish play with?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do fleas travel?
It's Crowded!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?