Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which dog belongs in a band?