Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?