Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of music do planets like?