What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What fish sings the best?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the turtle cross the road?