What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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How do chickens leave the highway?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do bears keep cool?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which fly makes films?