What did one plate say to the other?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which fly makes films?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?