What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What are baby potatoes called?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?